Chavez Changes His Mind On Golf

Venezuela’s madman dictator president Hugo Chavez has previously proposed the seizure of Venezuela’s golf courses in the name of the people, and has called golf a bourgeois sport. But now that Venezuela’s Jhonattan Vegas won The Hope, he’s changing his tune.

“I am happy. Let’s congratulate Jhonattan Vegas. He beat all the gringos, nice one! … He is the pride of Venezuela. And he’s black, like (U.S. leader Barack) Obama, just a little bit plumper.”

Next thing you know, he’ll declare golf to be the national sport and compel everyone to watch.

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