madman dictator president Hugo Chavez has previously proposed the seizure of Venezuela’s golf courses in the name of the people, and has called golf a bourgeois sport. But now that Venezuela’s Jhonattan Vegas won The Hope, he’s changing his tune.
“I am happy. Let’s congratulate Jhonattan Vegas. He beat all the gringos, nice one! … He is the pride of Venezuela. And he’s black, like (U.S. leader Barack) Obama, just a little bit plumper.”
Next thing you know, he’ll declare golf to be the national sport and compel everyone to watch.