I’m looking outside my sunroom window at the thermometer that reads 4 degrees F (Global Warming my rear end). And I’m trying to find the humor in it. So help me complete the one liner:
Its so cold that …
It’s so cold that Baskin Robbins is holding a sidewalk sale.
It’s so cold that the dog on the side of the Greyhound Bus went inside.
Its so cold that …
