Kew The Golfer – Golf Limerick

There's a crusty old golfer named Kew, 
Who would never let any one through. 
When he died Peter cried, 
"You can't come inside, 
There's a place down below waiting you."

from Lyrics of the Links, published in 1921

I find it interesting to note that slow play, and “playing through” have been isues for at least a hundred years.