Kim Jong Il—father of the current mad dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un—was one of the most accomplished men in history. . Born in a log cabin, at the moment of his arrival, a shooting star spontaneously changed winter to summer. He invented the hamburger, and a cure for dwarfism. He wrote 1,000 books and composed six operas. At the age of ten, he composed The Embrace of My Motherland, which is said to be the best song ever written. At 16, he displayed his engineering skills by designing and building a lock system for the Taedong River. While attending college, he instructed the professors, and was acclaimed as the smartest person of all time.
Kim Jong Il also was renowned for his athletic prowess. He scored a perfect 300 in his first attempt at bowling. In 1994, Jong Il played his first round of golf and finished at 38 under par on the 7,700 yard championship course at Pyongyang. He scored eleven holes in one.
If you would like to feel what it is like to be the Dear Leader—if just for a moment—try the Kim Jong Golf game. It is impossible NOT to get a hole-in-one.