More Signs of the Apocalypse: Scotch In A Can

In yet another signs that the Mayans may indeed be right, a company is about to export “Scotch In A Can” to the United States. Each can will contain about eight shots of 80 proof, three year old scotch. Retail price should be around $5.

The argument against these monstrosities center around the fact that you can’t reseal a pull top, encouraging people to quaff it like a soda.

If that’s the only objection, then we have indeed entered the end times.