Robinson Crusoe

Like a modern Robinson Crusoe, Bob had been stuck on a desert island for ten years.

One day, a boat appeared off shore, and a woman swam to the beach in scuba gear.

“My goodness,” she said, after seeing his treehouse and farm plot. “How long have you been here?”

“Ten year,” Bob said.

“Well, she said, “I’ll bet you could really use a cigar.” She unzipped pocket and pulled out a cuban and lit it up.

Bob took a deep drag. “That’s just wonderful”

“And,” she said. “I’ll bet you could use a beer.” She opened a waterproof bag and pulled out a can.

Bob downed the beer greedily.

“Now,” she said. “Lets have some real fun.” And she began to unzip her suit.

Bob got excited. “Don’t tell me you’ve got some golf clubs in there, too!”

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