Secret Word Contest

I’ve been participating in a blogger’s secret word game, in which each week we get emailed a word, and are expected to use it in the most clever fashion possible. The first week’s word was flatulent; week two was speculum. Week three is: floccinaucinihilipilification, which means judging something to be worthless.

I have no idea how to incorporate this into a golf post. Ideas and suggestions requested.