Smith’s Obituary

I heard this one the other day:

Following the untimely death of her husband, the widow Smith is sitting in the office of the funeral director.

“Now, what would you like to say in the obituary,” he asked.

“Smith Died.”

“That’s a little short. Is there anything else you’d like to add?,” the funeral director asked.

“Golf Clubs for sale.”

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