Streaker Objects To Paint Throwers

Serial Streaker Mark Roberts—who ran onto the 18th fairway with a golf ball between the cheeks and a plastic squirrel over his crotch—says that the paint throwers on the 18th green went too far.

The paint throwers were protesters from Real Fathers 4 Justice, a group which is pushing for more gender equity in the British domestic courts. They delivered their payload via duck eggs packed with the purple paint.

Roberts was arrested and charged with causing “public alarm” (what a great charge). Two paint throwers also were arrested and charged with five counts of public damage.