On an early morning round of golf, I caught up with an older man who also was playing alone. I asked if I could join him.
“Sure”, he said. “I’d love the company. I used to play all the time with my wife.”
“Oh,” I asked. “Doesn’t she play any more?”
“No,” he replied. “She passed away.”
I felt sorry for him and asked if he didn’t have any other friends to play with.
“No,” he replied. “They’re all at the funeral.”
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