The Golfers’ Lord’s Prayer

It’s more than slightly sacrilegious, but I found this Golfer’s Lord’s Prayer from the movie The Foursome  funny:

Our father who art in Augusta
Nicklaus be thy name
Our Kingdom Come
Thy Will Be Done
On Greens as it is in fairways
Give us this day our share of birdies
And forgive us our gimmies
As we forgive those who gimmie against us
Lead us not into the deep rough
And deliver us from sand traps
For we drive for power and putt for glory
Forever and ever, Amen