The Scotsman has a funny list of Christmas Wishes for the golf world. One sample:
To Rory Sabbatini: A brain
A South African by birth, a Texan by inclination and a complete dope by almost every other measure, Sabbatini last week withdrew from the Tiger Woods-hosted Target Challenge in California 18 short of the required 72 holes. Complaining of shin splints, he then made off in a Buick-provided courtesy car, the $170,000 last place cheque presumably tucked snugly into his back pocket.
Later that day, a similar vehicle was found abandoned outside a lap-dancing bar near LAX airport. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.