One of my colleagues forwarded this email to me. I have no idea of the source:
Top 10 Caddy Comments:
Golfer: I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.
Caddy: Do you think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course
Caddy: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth
Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Yes sir. You miss the ball much closer now
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Golfer: You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world?
Caddy: I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction?
Caddy: It’s not a watch. It’s a compass.
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir. But personally, I prefer golf.
Golfer: Do you think its a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you plan, its a sin on any day.
Golfer: This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.
Caddy: This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
Golfer: That can’t be my ball. It’s too old.
Caddy: It’s been a long time since we teed off.