Win An Autographed Tiger Woods Golf Bag

You didn’t win the MegaMillions lottery, but perhaps you can score an autographed Tiger Woods golf bag.

Fuse Science, Tiger’s bag sponsor, is giving away an autographed Tiger Woods bag.

That would look really good in the lobby of GolfBlogger World Headquarters.

I have to admit, though, that from the initial descriptions, I wasn’t entirely sure about the purpose of Fuse. The basic product description says that Fuse: 

“has successfully developed and maintains the rights to sublingual and transdermal delivery systems for bioactive agents that can now, for the first time, effectively encapsulate and charge many varying molecules in order to produce complete product formulations which can bypass the gastrointestinal tract and enter the blood stream directly “

Then the PR guy sent a “clarification.” Even then, the description was mired in scientific doublespeak:

Fuse Science Inc. is a company made up of leading scientific minds and consumer product industry experts with a common goal to redefine the standard of product performance through science. The current product on the market is Enerjel, a topical gel that helps address site specific muscle fatigue, while acting as a natural anti-inflammatory. Enerjel is made with all natural ingredients.

Fuse Science’s unique and innovative technology is designed to accelerate the absorption of nutrients, and even medicines, relative to traditional pills and liquids. It can also improve how consumers receive these products through delivery either under the tongue or through the skin.

For those still seeking an explanation in English: You rub it on or stick it under your tongue. The gel contains vitamins and an anti-inflamatory, like Motrin.

Update: Another clarification, then from their PR agency. You don’t put it under the tongue. You apply it with a roll on.

This is without a doubt the most confusing, obfuscated mishmash of scientific gobbledygook I have ever encountered. Their writer should be fired. If you can’t say it in plain English, it’s not worth saying.

Press release follows:

Fuse Science Celebrates Tiger Woods’ Victory by Giving Fans the Opportunity to Win an Autographed Golf Bag

MIAMI LAKES, Fla., March 30, 2012 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/—In celebration of Tiger Woods’ victory last weekend at the Arnold Palmer Invitational, Fuse Science Inc. (otcqb:DROP), ( http://www.fusescience.com ) is giving fans a chance to get in on the excitement and win a one-of-a-kind Tiger Woods autographed Fuse Science golf bag. The signed bag is an exact replica of the bag Woods uses during competition.

From now until April 8, 2012, fans can visit http://www.poweredbyfuse.com to sign up for more information about Fuse Science and be automatically entered for a chance to win.

“I have enjoyed working with the Fuse Science team and am glad to have had their support,” said Tiger Woods. “It’s fun to be able to share the excitement of our victory at the Arnold Palmer Invitational with my fans and give away an autographed Fuse Science Golf Bag.”

Back in November, Woods announced that Fuse Science would be the leading sponsor on his bag. The company, based in Miami Lakes, Fla., is made up of leading scientific minds and consumer product industry experts with a common goal to redefine the standard of product performance through science. Its new, patent-pending technologies are poised to redefine how consumers receive energy, medicines, vitamins and minerals, allowing for faster, more efficient absorption of nutrients when the body needs it most.

“We are privileged to have Tiger Woods as a partner and wanted to give back to his fans, in honor of their support,” said Adam Adler, Chief Business Development Officer of Fuse Science. “We are excited about Tiger being Powered by Fuse and the opportunity to provide such an exclusive memento for a lucky fan.”

The Tiger Woods golf bag giveaway is the first of many promotional opportunities Fuse Science will develop with their athletes on the poweredbyfuse.com website. In addition to Tiger Woods, Fuse’s brand ambassadors also include notable athletes David Ortiz, Ronde Barber and Arian Foster. The three credit the use of Fuse’s EnerJel product, a topical muscle rub which also releases energy upon contact, for stronger performance on the field.

About Fuse Science Inc.

Fuse Science Inc. (otcqb:DROP), is an innovative consumer products holding company based in Miami Lakes, Florida. Fuse Science is the developer of new, patent-pending technologies poised to redefine how consumers receive energy, medicines, vitamins and minerals. The company has successfully developed and maintains the rights to sublingual and transdermal delivery systems for bioactive agents that can now, for the first time, effectively encapsulate and charge many varying molecules in order to produce complete product formulations which can bypass the gastrointestinal tract and enter the blood stream directly – all in a concentrated “DROP” form that is simply applied under the tongue. The Fuse Science technology is designed to accelerate conveyance of medicines or nutrients relative to traditional pills and liquids and can enhance how consumers receive these products. Information about Fuse Science is available online at http://www.fusescience.com and http://www.poweredbyfuse.com or by calling 305-503-FUSE (3873).

Safe Harbor Statement: Certain statements and information included in this release may constitute “forward-looking statements” as defined in the Federal Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such forward-looking statements involve known and unknown risks, uncertainties and other factors which may cause the actual results, performance or achievements of the company to be materially different from any future results, performance or achievements expressed or implied in such statements. Additional discussion of factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from management’s projections, estimates and expectations is contained in the Company’s SEC filings. The Company assumes no obligation to update any forward-looking statements as a result of new information, future events or developments, except as required by federal securities laws.

SOURCE Fuse Science Inc.