Some Jokes About Golf That You’ve Probably Heard

A guest post:

Having a chip at golf

We know! Surely there isn’t anything to joke about when it comes to golf? SUPRISINGLY Golfplan International Golf Insurance managed to find just a few jokes for your enjoyment…

Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them?
Just in case they get a hole in one.

  • Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other,
    “My game is so bad this year I had to have my ball retriever re-gripped!”

  • What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: WHACK…“Damn”! A bad Skydiver goes: “Damn”!…WHACK.
  • Two long time golfers were standing overlooking the river. One golfer looked to the other and said, “Look at those idiots fishing in the rain.”

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    Golfplan International Golf Insurance found one philosophical statement that really tickled a few ribs in regards to approaching the game: ‘Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.’ How far do you agree with that statement?

    Jokes are always a good way to lighten any mood and are the gateway to the closest friendships, even if they are coming from your caddy! If you have any more jokes on golf that you think we should hear, don’t hesitate to send them to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).

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