If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death. – Sam Snead

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey

People only do their best at things they truly enjoy. It is difficult to excel at something you don’t enjoy. – Jack Nicklaus #golf

Don’t Play Too Much Golf. Two Rounds A Day Are Plenty. – Harry Vardon #golf

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course–the distance between your ears. -Bobby Jones #golf

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. -P.G. Wodehouse #golf

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. -A.A. Milne #golf

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly 40 years to discover that I can’t play it. – Ted Ray #golf