There’s a great discussion over on Linked In about the three most dreaded words in golf. For those who aren’t on Linked In, here’s a sampler:
You’re Still Away
The Dreaded Snowman
It Never Moved
You Da Man!
Hitting A Provisional
Need More Balls
Out of Bounds
We’ll Find It
Got The Shanks
Another Three Putt!
Is That Thunder?
Do you have any to add?
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The one I hear most often, and dread… “Ya Gotta Hit It Alice!”
nothing worse than a putt that’s right on line for the hole and runs short! $#@%!
You’re still away – #1 in my book, but also
Out of balls
Nice putt, Alice
“Not enough club” usually followed with “Shoulda hit 7-iron”
OR, even worse – “too much club!”
Also, I hate to hear “on the beach” – it’s always better when they say “you are dancing!” or “on the dance-floor!”.
Oh, I forgot about “Coast to coast”
which is my phrase for when I fly it out of one greenside bunker into the bunker on the other side of the green.
“On the green!”
“Hit it again.”
And one I usually hear at my military course:
“Needs more beer”
The Three Most Dreaded Words In Golf: ‘Out of Bounds.