Woods Chooses Site For His First Golf Course design

For his first golf course design, Tiger Woods has decided to build a course near the Irvine, California headquarters of the Tiger Woods Foundation.

Woods said that in designing the course, he hopes to offer a championship level experience to golfers of all skill levels. Harkening back to his youth, when he learned the game on California’s public courses, Tiger also said that his first effort would be a public course.

Just kidding.

He building it in Dubai, where it will be accessible only to the jet set and rich oil shieks. And he’s building it in a country that has been condemned by Human Rights Watch for its “exploitation of migrant construction workers,” who no doubt will be building the course complex.