Jesus and Moses are playing golf, when they come to a difficult 200 yard par 3 over a pond. Jesus takes his six iron out of the bag and tees it up.
Moses interrupts him. “I think you should hit a five wood here.”
“No,” says Jesus. “I saw Tiger Woods hit this green the other day with a six iron.”
Moses shakes his head and watches as Jesus parks the ball in the water. Jesus tees it up again.
“You should hit a five wood,” Moses repeats.
“No. I saw Tiger do it with a six.” Jesus hits the six iron and sends it into the water again.
Just then the following foursome arrives.
“A six iron,” one of them says. “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”
“No,” said Moses. “Tiger Woods.”
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