Overheard at the US Senior Open:
Two guys were arguing about whether Tom Kite’s upcoming putt would be for par or bogey. A woman turned to them and said in a definitive tone: “It’s for par.”
One of the guys started to count shots from the tee, but she cut him short:
“I ought to know. I’m his wife.”
End of conversation.
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