Scots Have A Contingency Plan For Discovery Of The Loch Ness Monster
The Scots apparently have a contingency plan for what to do upon discovery of the Loch Ness Monster.
Basically, it’s a mostrous version of catch-and-release. They’d catch it, take a DNA sample and then put it back in the Loch.
A practical people, those Scots. It makes me wonder if the US government has a similar plan if an actual sasquatch shows up.