The Cause of the DC - Virginia Earthquake

Scientists have determined that the cause of this week’s DC-Virginia earthquake was the Founding Fathers simultaneously rolling over in their graves.

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  1. I also read that earlier to this, House commissioned scientists were saying that it was a previously unknown fault line running through DC and were calling it Obama’s Fault.  Obama’s crack science team determined that it was there earlier and called it Bush’s Fault.  Then, your true explanation came out.

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