This was sent to me by a friend in one of those pass-it-on chain emails. I have no idea where he got it.
Golfers don’t have some of their players in jail every week (John Daly not withstanding).
Golfers don’t kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.
Golfers don’t hold out for more money or demand new contracts because of another player’s deal.
Professional golfers don’t demand that the taxpayers pay for the fields on which they play.
When golfers make a mistake, there is nobody there to cover for them, or to back them.
The PGA raises more money for charity in one year than the others do in two.
You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament, including the majors all day, every day for $25 or $30.
In golf, you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season.
Golfers keep their clothes on while being interviewed.
In their prime, Palmer, Nicklaus and other stars would shake your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime, Jose Canseco wore t-shirts that said “Leave Me Alone.”
You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
At a golf tournament, you won’t hear a steady stream of four letter words while you’re hoping that no one spills beer on you.
Golf courses don’t ruin a neighborhood.